This is the sort of thing that leads to politics

Luthien and Thomas, who is all of five months older than her, have been having an argument over an imaginary trophy for a non-existent contest. I told them to imagine up another trophy and quit arguing, so they did and proceeded to argue over which trophy was first and which was second.

Now one has ALL the trophies and the other have none. Just to be clear, there are no physical objects representing these trophies. They are completely imaginary constructs, mimed without props.

I'm so tempted to build a couple of boffer swords and just let them have at it...